21 Days To Go

See this entry for an explanation of this madness.

For some reason, Billy was quite sure he must look a complete and utter idiot.

The hotel corridor was a mere blur as he catapulted along it, a flash of blue and white striped pyjamas on purple roller skates. He clutched the skinny cuddly monkey toy close to him and tried not to trip over the tail.

He attempted to distract himself from his humiliation by trying to think up some magnificent stunt to exact retribution. Dom would pay for this.

He remembered he wasn't supposed to be distracting himself from his humiliation just after colliding with the pot plant.