14 Days To Go

See this entry for an explanation of this madness.

The green frog didn't so much as hop, as it did scarper in a very un-froglike manner. It was only a small thing, but it somehow managed to avoid looking lost on the vast coffee table.

It's a common misconception that frogs all go 'ribbit'. They don't at all, and this particular one made a vague cross between a bark and a croak.

Its round, protruding eyes goggled as it circled the half-full pint glass, and the red ribbon tied loosely around its middle streamed ostentatiously behind it.

"Um." Elijah eyed it worriedly. "It's lovely, Dom. Thank you so much."