Why I Haven't Been Writing

As mentioned, tis premature exam season. I have therefore been closeting myself away with textbooks, lecture notes, exercise sheets, and migraines in order to hone my finely tuned mind into a perfect mathematical machine. I have toiled and mentally sweated, forgotten to eat, to drink and to interact with sentient entities. I have deprived myself of light and fresh air, multi-vitamin tablets, and have so absorbed myself in my academic pursuits that I have entirely lost track of the passage of time and the days and years.

Consequently I have had to spend a considerable length of time re-acquanting myself with the use of letters for purposes other than those directly connected with various abstract functions performed on hypothetical quantities/lines/probabilities/wish-I-had-some-orange-juice...

[Note]: Did I mention my mum reads this blog?

Um. Sharpe. Sandman. LotR Risk. The Last Samurai. Fanfic challenges. Bridge. Stir-fry. Posters. More Sharpe. Lots more Sharpe.

Actually, Sharpe has been a fairly dominating factor. I tried Futurama, but after having forgotten to go to sleep the night before due to, well, Sharpe, I fell asleep within the first couple of minutes.