Plot? What Plot?

PWP, the infamously and enduringly popular genre of slash fic. Commonly known as unabashed porn.

A conversation whilst walking home from the cinema.

D: Any chance of any more of your Harry Potter fic anytime soon?

Missie: Oh, I'll get around to it sometime soon. I have to finish the Toy Story/LotR crossover first. What's happened to your plot bunny?

D: Couldn't be bothered with it. I started work on a new one, that turned out to be a PWP really, but it's only two thirds finished. It's ok, I know what point it's heading towards.

[pause]

D: Well, of course, there's only really one point for PWPs to head to.

Missie: Orgasm?

D: Yes, I'm half-way there.

[hysterics]