To Do: Never Ever Again

• Lend treasured CDs out to strange people I've only met once before.
• Watch Lady Chatterley at 4 in the morning. Sean Bean's brilliant, everyone else is just... weird.
• Buy cheesy garlic bread from the local chippy.
• Wear my trainers. There's a couple of big wholes across the main bit of the foot, and there's no actual material in between my heels and the plastic. Which means that the plastic digs into my skin. With. Every. Excruciating. Step.
• Attempt to acquire a math degree. Note: item may be altered, with removal of single word producing more general pronouncement of academic disenchantment.
• Go for more than a week without exporting my extensive and complexly organised bookmarks.
• Sit and watch scandisk perform surface scan for 3 days straight.
• Drop my laptop.

Yeah. That last one's a bit of a deal.