Drabble-A-Thon? Drabble-A-Bloody-Stupid-Idea.

No. No no no no.

No more. Please.

Whose stupid f***ing idea was this anyway?

F*** off you daft annoying prat, it was nothing to do with me.

And I'll f***ing swear as much I f***ing well feel like, f***wit.

Please, no more.

[Rough Translation]: I'm feeling really rather tired at the moment, but am too masochistic to give up.