Abecedarian

For it is a word, and it is a good word. Disdain for human knowledge? Sounds good to me. (Gacked from so many different people over on LJ I can't even list them.)

A - Act your age? Remind me how old I am again, please.
B - Edited out because I do not want the spam. Think female chest area.
C - Chore you hate? Laundry. Have to walk all the way to the very expensive laundrette just to get my money swallowed by scummy machines.
D - Dad's name? Zee. Maybe. I'll get back to you on that. Or not, because I really couldn't give a rat's arse about the biological one. The pseudo step-father figure is known by many names, not many with which I would sully this paragon blog of clean speech.
E - Essential make up item? Mascara.
F - Favorite singer? Bit of a thing for Emiliana Torrini at the moment.
G - Gold or silver? Does it make me at all cheap if I say silver? I like gold too but only in particular cases. Silver is good whenever, wherever.
H - Hometown? London. Moved around within that general area until I was about 6, so I figure it counts.
I - Instruments you play? The cello to about grade 7, the recorder to about grade 4 (the descant that is, treble and tenor only in emergencies), and the tin whistle to about grade serious-messing-about.
J - Job title? Slacker.
K - Kids? Not even well-done, I'm afraid, am a strict vegetarian.
L - Living arrangements? Next details I get on my impending painful death, I'll let you know.
M - Mom's name? Mum, it's Mum, you stupid american thing.
N - Number of people you've fallen in love with? None, for I am a heartless bitch.
O - Overnight hospital stays? None that I can remember. Might have been a couple when I was just a wee thing.
P - Phobia? Back massages. The serious ones, with the knuckles and the pressing and the... gah. No thank you.
Q - Quote you like? I'll jump off that bridge when I get to it. - Buffy, What's My Line? Part 1.
R - Religious affiliation? So yes, I'm going to hell. When I work out which one I'll be sure to leave a forwarding address.
S - Siblings? Not so as you'd notice, no.
T - Time you wake up? When the Gollum poster starts talking to me in my sleep.
U - Underwear of choice? Thong. Black.
V - Vegetable you refuse to eat? Celery.
W - Worst habit? *facepalm* Definitely answering memes.
X - X-rays you've had? Left hand, right ankle, and teeth.
Y - Yummy foods you make? I've been known to cook lembas and canapés and chocolate cake and...
Z - Zodiac Sign? Taurus.