When I Start Stuff

(Or, 5 Things I Didn't Tell Anyone Today)

1. I haven't talked to anyone that wasn't a security guard or a shop girl in over 24 hours.
2. Before today I used to say that I didn't know what gone-off milk smelled like. As far as I was concerned I just watched for lumps, but the day never came. Today I smelled gone-off milk and have securely logged the odour along with the tag 'pour down sink'.
3. I live really close to a tacky invaluable discount store. That isn't called Hypervalue, before you ask.
4. Some things are mildy interesting and I would like to mention them to nobody in particular. So I'm going to, right here, for as long as I feel like it.
5. I walked past an empty glass jar of Dorito's salsa this morning, it had fallen out the bin bag left on the street. Some strange commercial piece of another world, resiliently unsmashed on the tarmac. Cardiff really needs tidying up a bit.