I'm A Genuine Doll

To make one thing clear, I have no plans to ever post a photo of myself here. This is partly because I don't really feel that a photo has any place here, and also because I've decided I don't like the idea of just anybody nosying around what I look like. Of course, it doesn't hurt that a lack of photos of me online means that I can tell pervy chatter number I've-lost-count with complete honesty that there is a lack of photos of me online.

So, gorgeous, do you have a webcam and do you want to know what I'm wearing?

See, I can say things like that now and get away with it because MT-blacklist is covering my arse. Die spam die.

I had some fun making a doll of myself, and it amused me enough that I'm posting it. With the immature enthusiasm of a girl that only ever very occasionally played with dolls as a child, this is the closest I'm going to get to posting a photo.

That's sort of what I'm wearing, and there is a spider currently crawling across my hair. I've just noticed a web attaching me to the computer desk, I have been here that long. I think it's Spiderman's sign that he really does want to be slashed with Batman.