Platform Nine-And-Three-Quarters

Conversation with housemate by msn, because typing is just so much more civilised than shouting:

Darkelf: The Heathrow Express leaves from King's Cross, right?

Missiedith: I think so, yeah. Either King's Cross or Paddington.

Darkelf: No, it's not Paddington.

Missiedith: Ok.

Darkelf: King's Cross then. My hotel in London is next to King's Cross.

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Missiedith: No it is Paddington.

Darkelf: Umm, no I'm positive that it doesn't leave from Paddington coz I'm going through Paddington for Cardiff.

Missiedith: Well the site says it's Paddington.

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Darkelf: *starts hitting self with shovel*

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Darkelf: I was actually talking about the Hogwart's Express.